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Quality Services, Fresh Ideas, & Virtual Assistant

Working hard to eliminate any job that annoys you!

Personal Services

I am open to suggestions and new ideas, and I am completely serious. Just email me, and I will answer promptly to your request.


  1. •Send Birthday Cards $5 per person, includes .99 card

  2. •Send Christmas Cards $5 per person, includes card

• Honestly answer the question “Does this make me look fat?”: $25

• Ask Someone Out on Your Behalf: $50 (via phone, email, letter)

  1. •Plan a date: $50

  2. •Call Out Sick for You: $50

  3. •Send Flowers on certain date: $25 plus cost of flowers

  4. •Breakup with Someone on Your Behalf: $100


If you choose to have a card or letter mailed please include the address.


Office Services


• Flyer Template    $50

• Brochure Template $50

Order a Service

Please specify your service & include the necessary details

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Goal: $48,600

(to pay for college expenses over 18 months)


Deadline: December 31st


Total Raised:

$1,223.53


Total Auctions:

15


Total PayPal Fees:

$3.66